Bow Wow..B Bow Wow…B B Bow Wow….B B B Bow Wow Wow
Bow Wow..B Bow Wow…B B Bow Wow….BOW WOW WOW
B ow Wow(repeated)
I bow wow wow yippy o yippy a to the funk
Punk
I put you in my trunk
Like a good fella I’m a good speller
Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller
Take it I’ll kick it better I’ll flick it
Just like a booger I fuck around with hookers
Like Tina Turner I’m a fast learner
Earning up my wealth, now I go for self
Like Barney Rubble, who’s always in trouble
I’m quick on the double, you’ll never see me fumble
Like a quaterback, think I outta smack
Wack MCs who think they’re all of that
Chorus
I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A Bow Wow Wow
(4x)
It ain’t no hassle, I’ll grab my lasso
Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle

Yet I’m not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver
I’ll bust a stunt punk like cold ???
Then do the polka, I’m iller then the Joker
I’m not mediocar like almond mocca
I’m flavor, behavior is ill when I spill
You’ll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill
‘Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard
I’ll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard
Zero, weirdo, the funk suerhero
Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow
Chorus
Eanni meanni, I funk like Hudini
No I run shit punk, like Mussalini
I’m skinny
Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis
Ralph rocks a beanie
Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson
Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions
Action packed, wanna come back
On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac
I’m in the congos, I chill like Tonto
When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto
Chorus

Featuring Cam

You don’t really wanna really really
FunkDoobie for the nine seven shot
That’s right
We got Cam on the mothership
Wicky wicky wicky riding that cosmic funk
It’s all about that money man
Hey Doobie where you at?

[SonDoobie]
Hey yo what’s that sound
Who freaks the funk while Son grabs the pound
I don’t count my loot chee Doobie gots the cool breeze
Box of jewelry no hope is what your crew say
Blast mecha-uzi, blue eyes go rubies
?, off on my lonely
Doobie is to blame, so I’ll be the sickest
Million red-eye, first-class plane, igging

If you ain’t on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it
If you ain’t on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it

[Cam]
Wicky-wicky lights, Cam, Whup-whup!, action
Roll sound, let me get down, cuz Cam is in the back Son
Doobie, so who be the niggas that really ride?
East, West, North, South-SIDE! tribe
True soldiers, we ain’t out here just acting down
Cuz nigga all I hang around is Black and Brown
They crackind down, now brothers can’t even hang
Four deep, without them calling us a gang
Cuz slang is what I speak, and bang is what the track do
How the fuck they locking niggas up for a tattoo?
And that do make a nigga want to smash
Homo-police, not po’ white trash

Cash rule everything around us so, you know
That’s the reason that the clout is for
Cuz yo, we all about moving and grooving now
With the high-pro glow, show and prove and how
You got to act on it

If you ain’t on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it
If you ain’t on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it

[SonDoobie]
Bo-bo-bo, I got your enchi-ai-yai
Mercedes drive by, Son sipping on the Malta
I shine in Heaven, now I’ll try
High-five?, Son hikes to Hawa-i
See my legs cooped like ?
Twenty-four K, we parlay by night
We ride the funk, ?
Night trumps collide, apply the mind set
Come on, let’s go to work
And let me see that body jerk
Girls twitch the middle, watch my chips triple
Latin lingo, connect ?
?, stash the loot in the Limo
Pistol through your bullet-proof, right through a window

If you ain’t on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on itIf you ain’t on it, well act on it
And my niggas celebrating, drink on it
Select-mode on the slam on it, now
To ba-ba-bank on it

A-Doobie-Doobie, yall
A-Doobie-Doobie
You don’t really want to really, really
You don’t really want to really, really