Archive for category F
Funkdoobiest – Wopbabalubop
Verse 1:
If I drop them dogs a broke nose gets clubed
Then I crack that jaw cause you know I get raw
I remember when I used to sit on the see saw
Now I just shoot em up shoot em up dog
Ya better stand clear cause I show no fear
When I hit you with the baseball bat in the air
Its gonna be on when the shit goes down
So you better be ready clown
I cock that hammer then I pull that trigger
Better run quick cause I’ll put the hole right in ya
Look what I gave ya the ill behavior
Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors
Smoka chocolate the number 1 toke up
Play your punk ass like a hand in poker
Hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms
Wopbabalubop balap bam boom
Verse 2:
Who the funk do you think you are?
I got the funk blasting out your car
Now what the funk are you gonna do?
I’ll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie crew
Here comes the Son, but not the ruler
It’s the dooler, sippin on the wine cooler
We hit the cronic well aint that ironic
Thats why they call us the Doobies
Cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosey
Drop the panties and give up the booty
I think I’ll pass, she’s got the coodies
So we get the funk on to find us a groupie
You tell the hope, they’re aint nottin like a doobie
Groovy, as I funk up the room
Wopbabalubop balap bam boom
Verse 3:
I generate power, devower cowards in an hour
Whos got the funeral flowers
I cut like a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles
I’m flavored like pickles, I killed for a nickel
So watcha telling me there aint no Melanie
Just check out check out um check out my melody
Handle the vandal, caught in the scandal
Hands will lift when I sing soprano
Flavors what I kick, I’m strong like a viking
Call me a psycic, but Mikey says he likes it
I pump the ill disco, I’m out like a missile
Who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol
Kapow boom, so give me some room
As I Wopbabalubop balap bam boom
Funkdoobiest – What The Deal
Yeah Funkdoobie in the house…
1994 representing….keeping it real…one time
I step out the door and left undisturbed
I made the beer run and saw them hookers on the curb
Them pimps got the curls rollers fancy fur coats
Talking to the brothes in the alley the word
The party’s at 7 and girls are with their babies
The kids are playing handball and it’s about 80
I rolled out with T Funk in the t bird
Pump the t-bass, hell of course, then we made that u-turn
The doobie got rolled up, the homies had showed up
‘Cause we made a left and saw the liquor store hold up
Stopped at the light, acting like nothing happened
We went about our way, brothers domino slapping
Pulled up on the side to see what girls were wearing
T popped the top and had all the hookers staring
Chorus
On the real, the real, what the deal
For my brothas who live and die on the corner
(Oh Yeah in background reapeated)
(4x)
Brothas shootin c-lo, try to meet expenses
Homies at the park tired, sleep on benches
Standing buy the payphone, make the call to Ralph Ms
(-Yo Ralph, what’s up nigga?
-Yo what up dawg?
-What time you wanna get up tonight?
-Around 10
-Word
-Yo what’s all that noise in the back man?)
Homies getting loud right in front of my building
The street lights came on, a cool breeze feeling
For the nights what I need, my aura feels special
What’s up to my neighbors, the day had settled
Brothers wanna hustle on the corner, scheming
Then I ran back and got ready for that evening
Chorus
I’m at the party drunk and my homies look dusted
The music was blasting, look here, but what’s this
I hear about a hooker who wants to get with T-Funk
The room was kinda hot, holusinate and see 1
See 2 girls by the hallway, all day
Staring at my grill, these females wanna play
Girls dim the lights and dance ’til the morning
My crew was in the house, saw these hookers tip-toeing
To the back with the homies, you know the rest
It was late that night, after everyone had left
Some urled in the streets, others gave out their numbers
I then grabbed my coat, had the ride home covered
Leaving with this girl from my block that I took
I said peace to the homies, now i’m out to hit the hooker
Chorus
Oh Yeah(fades with song)
Funkdoobiest – The Funkiest
It was the voice of a couragous explorer a man dedicated to the
Persuit of
Man’s knowledge and the expansion of his horizons
Chorus
The funkiest the funkiest
(8x)
Check it all I need’s a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk expect it
I’m iller than a porno I got skills like Zoro
Who’s Perry Kwomo? Tomorrow tomorrow
Like Ophan Annie yo it’s the uncanny
Doobie with bonified funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick ‘em, so who be my victim
BLRRLL stick ‘em, and boogers, I flick ‘em
I’m guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So fuck a pihrana, just like Jeffory Dahmer
I’ll slice ‘em, dice ‘em, MCs…ice ‘em
Yo, step to the Son and I’ll fuck you guys up
Chorus
Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style like if I was Handiman
“Uh-oh, um I think we’re in trouble”
‘Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble
Yet I’m hard like a diamond, I’ll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon
??? word, the fuckers smell like terds
‘Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird
Mary’s quite contrary, taking out these fairies
Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry
Chorus
Breakdown
Yo son, kick that shit
Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I’ll scream like Aritha, so follow the leader
From here to Madina, like Sarafina
I yell hellalujah, you’re fat like Lex Luther
To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya
The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
I’m ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler
Chorus
Funkdoobiest – Superhoes
I caught Spider Man jerkin’ off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No it’s the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin’ that pussy
Fuck the ???
Best fucked a bitch
Bullwinkle’s kinda moosy
Triple X hardcore
Nigga fucked a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta pick a sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin’ with the pussy
Hairy just like the werewolf
Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Roll in the parlor
Hittin’ off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It’s a small world)
Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin’ on tables
Joker’s got a lap dance
From Charlie’s Angels
It’s night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin’ on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes that ho they call
Cinderella
Makin’ men jealous
Like Dick Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin’ succotash)
Cuz Snow White’s gonna be fuckin’ all night
Strobelite dancin’ in front of the mirror
He-Man’s fuckin’ with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho?
Funkdoobiest – Rock On
As sure as the sun rises in the east
It also sets in the west
Verse 1:
Our sons done it the gods never fronted
Whore nuns fuck a devil when the weight got hunted
My soul was swepping my mind keep stepping
In the depths of hell yet I fell from the lesson
My soul leaves the body the situations nody
Original invisible to the ones who are tardy
A class for the better cause I be writing letters
Setting shit straight one laugh at one shepard
Her face turns purple and demons in the surb
I held my breathe and I left out the wound kinda fertile
From the east the light shines onto the west
A test for the gods cause thats just where they rest
A tune for serenity, fucking up the enemy
If anyone makes it then thats the way its ment to be
Tryed her, the times of a fighter
Cause I’ll supply Phife then step out the side door
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on, rock on
Verse 2:
The gods keep praying, saviors aint saving
Nobodys soul yet the devil keeps playing
And kicked out the heavens I rest on the seven
West of 85 if your chest type are warring
Now is the mystery one peace for victory
Cause I know gods that will put you out your mysery
Justice will lead em, deprived you of freedom
The beat broke the seal even though you don’t need em
The beats and the Harlet, the land is a target
The truth will prevail but not many say far fetched
From 24 elders and half its 12, ruler
Bitches mess with knowledge of sale
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on, rock on
Verse 3:
Lets see, it started with the serpent
Messing with Eve cause she wasn’t certain
Nobodys got a temper, a spiritual dilemma
Enter in the realm where the spirits in the center
Fuck perpetrating, cause they’ll murder Satan
See faith broke the seal while the world be waiting
He left it all to Jesus, I’m picking up the pieces
Friends thats deceased can never read my thesis
Don’t be resurrected and times got so hectic
Demons aint elected while the money gets collected
The gods get theirs and the word is born
I mean the signs of the future is what they saw
And the four living castles, lifes got no hassles
Its all real real just one big feascal
No soul held me hostage, angels kill the nonsense
Bond is my word, but first do the knowledge
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on
If your soul loves the sun, Money rock on
Rock on
Funkdoobiest – Que Sera Sera
Verse 1:
We used to go to school with this girl
She wore the fat truck earings and the diamonds and pearls
Angel on the catfish straight “A” scholarship
Smart career had it all all brains and I’ll admit
With the face of a goddess packed a real boddess
I mean nobody was the hottest
Around the way fine she was looking real decent
Graduated soon I aint seen her recent
Till one night I rolled out pretty far
She was shaking her ass and getting loud at the bar
90 pounds heavy with the rolls on her belly
And her underarms smelly
What happened to my class queen?
I mean her breath was stinking, fought off with the apple sheen
Speed freak in a g-string dancing
Teasing me, plus telling me I’m handsome
Looked like she had enough to keep herself up
That’s what they told me cause I had swelter
Que Sera Sera was ment to be, its gonna be
Que Sera Sera was ment to be, its gonna be
Verse 2:
We used to run around town in static cane
My crew was automatically down, drinking
Hanging with the fellas on the corner
If full pulled up replied your a gonner
Pay backs a bitch and you best watch your back
I laughed in his face he was grazed off tracks
He rolled out angry, homie look alert
Fuck that we don’t need no one hurt
Off the trouble nine scents of manic deprescent
Crack that adolescent tell one doubt not
I heard her shout bang out, right on the corner
Where all my homies hang out
He killed the boy all unexpected
Now he thinks his hood should respect him
No one should die cause of me
I scalped your bitch and ruptured her spline
Me and my crew know where he stay at
Fools been warned so here’s your pay back
Que Sera Sera was ment to be, its gonna be
Que Sera Sera was ment to be, its gonna be
Funkdoobiest – Pussy Ain’t Shit
Pussy aint shit but lips and clits x 4
Verse 1:
One vagina two vagina just like a minor
I’m gonna go deep paid fuck for reminder
Doobie can’t spark itch my dick with the clitoris
Isn’t this cause all the pussy can’t get with this
Shaving the anus smelly who sprayed it
She grabbed my dick with the pussy lips sagging
I just fuck the pussy then I just throw it out
It aint shit the bitches be acting like its gold
Sucking, fat lips swelled with the ovaries
The space in between was her urinary opening
Vagina walls pollute my dick with the uterus
Funkdoobiest, yo girls aint used to this
Fallopean tubes, the pussy’s pulsating
And clitoris is hot my way I’m masturbating
Waiting for the skin, but isn’t all for me though
The pussy aint shit fuck a bitch and her ego
Pussy aint shit but lips and clits x 4
Verse 2:
What was that, the pussy just farted
I lubricate the lips vagina walls had parted
The cervix of her uteris, I saw Mrs. Diaphram
Pussy aint shit give it to me in a frying pan
Who’s catching coodies pussy gotta doodie
Brush with the remedy we’ll give it up the booty
A turn on, the passage to the female genitals
I won’t play myself and giving em my principal
Physical, female, anatomy sad to see
A pressed pussy lip drip so don’t be mad at me
Brothas in prison doing time for the coochie
The tuna, the shrimp, the snatch, and the sushi
Vaginas discharged, spots on the panties
Unsanitary cause the pussy’s too hairy
Pussy aint shit but lips and clits x 4
Verse 3:
Nigga wanna die for the pussy and fight for the pussy
Kill for the clit yo I aint going out
It’s just me on the marrow, a muscle for the friction
Cold sex for no sex thats my prediction
Diction, speak the x-rated lingo
Waiting on my dick I hit the g-spot bingo
Pussy lips wrinkled, the wet soft and nappy
A menstrating cycle thats never acting happy
Hormones, metapause, cramps yo I wonder
Pussy can’t bury niggas six feet under
Others won’t listen, vaginas all busted
Son’s so disgusted, can’t be trusted
Infested, dirty with the monostat 7
Rotten was the clitoris and pussy lips infected
Remember I said the first time it came to me
Now I look back and shit it’s all the same to me
Pussy aint shit but lips and clits x 4
Funkdoobiest – Papi Chulo
[Featuring Cobra Red Daz Dillinger]
[Sun Doobie]
Don’t worry Kingpin Don Sun Juan
Papi Chulo the only one ?fun?
Shake your booty for my crew FunkDoobie
Yours truly lonely ?sleestak? kick my duty
Gettin groovy Funk is ?Sun ny to the Boonies?
Black hoodie they’ll say I’m home now boogie
What they told me ?bunch of germ tango showbie?
Mango juicy you know who I be
Latin formanizer luxury liner
Fly designer, penthouse hind finder
Nuttin finer, than this latin mic sniper
Godiva’s know who’s hype, who brings it liver
Chorus: best guess? at the spanish
Soy, Papi Chulo, muerte la cahdera
Soy, Papi Chulo, muerte la baka, ahh
Baby don’t you know I wanna be with you
Ohhh baby let me see your body move…
[Daz Dillinger]
Papi wid it, notice how we rush the floor we get it
Yo who did it (he did it) we bustin and we watch the deez spinnin
This inner zone’s forbidden, Daz Dillinger comin
With the force of a cobra, and now you been bitten
Bustin to the extreme, show my, broadest and realest
You know me to get the illest, now hah, can you feel it?
Dope, gangsta FunkDoobie, all in my trunk, every
Time you see me but you won’t, check out the way I
Smash stumps to rude comps, what?
Breakin down your doors, for you and yours, say what?
Bronze Tony’s baddest status, a mean being
The brother’s the toughest and the baddest, hah hah
Check it out
Chorus
[Sun Doobie]
The rugged ‘Rican puts five to your blunts and
Congo drummin, countin stacks by the hundreds
Doobie’s comin, so don’t act stubborn
Girls by the dozen get the toast uncut
[Cobra Red]
Senorita, toast strawberry margarita
Lady like ?man of bring? the pool out the heater
Big cash, no time for laughs when you request
?over? for hire, hoes retire, the battle was won
By the rest, we take your chest, intrude a vibe
That is best, game sewed up tight, like a seamstress
Petite, in a long ?spleen skin? skirt, puttin it work
Pushin em in the dirt, doin the maneuver, by being a flirt flirt
Chorus singer:
Papi Chulo, I wanna do
The things you do, you make me move
Do what you do when you do
What you doooo
Baby don’t you know
I wanna be with you
Whoaaaahhh baby let me see
Your body moveeeeee!
[Sun Doobie says a bunch of stuff in Spanish]
Funkdoobiest – Oye Papi
[Policeman]
“Que es lo que esta pasando aqui?”
(What is happening here?)
[Doobie]
All my indeginous vigorous rigorous
Mic beligerent acts be delivering
Sound city as girls dance permiscuous
Ambigous catch real rap carnivorous
Into this M.C roll up the set si
Claro que si who keeps it wet like jet skis
Doobie gets Desi deadly with the disco
Don Francisco of the club rubber dub
Put your hands in the sky, for this abominable
Stage phenominal, arsenal unstoppable
Mad maniac, the brainiac logical
Son’s latin mic rules, like King Monaco
Oye Papi 2x
FunkDoobie
Mic agression, that’s my profession
True confession, hear Hip-Hops progression
Three dimension, starship’s connection
SonDoob’s relentless, sound check erection
Expression, that inspect your audio
Bar room, dancehall, the flow, bodyflow
Como no?, yo soy the exceptional
Skill’s professional, omega alphabetical
Laugh hysterical, party vivacious
Anticipates Son, this funk, excavation
Declaration, peace to Zulu Nation
You can’t incarcerate this rap creation
Oye Papi 2x
FunkDoobie
Oye Papi
“Sounds you about to hear
Can be devastating to your hears”
Clubs surrender, first time offenders
Mind bender, blender, get the bartender
The contender, sipping wet Amarettos
WintChester blasting, keynote addresso
One two selector, rap Prime sinister
Perpendicular to a stickup with the Dilinger
Visit us, party like Caligula
Verhicular manslaughter, dancefloor particular
Twelve cylinder, horsepower blunted Rican
Hit the streets, or beneath the firebreathing
Yo lo hice, so I could freak the recent
When D.J.’s the mic, it’s open season
Oye Papi 2x
FunkDoobie
Oye Papi 4x
Funkdoobiest – Lost In Thought
I can feel the pressure
I take drastic measures
That sex on my mind
And a ??? on my dresser
Fills to the A.M.
I’m gonna pay ‘em
I could pack a nine
Play the ghetto really play ‘em
I’m just waitin’ for the libra
Judges don’t ya see one
Real nigga here I ain’t gots to porno freak one
Inhale my doobie
Ain’t it kinda groovy
You’ll be shinin’ like a ruby
It ain’t nuttin’ to me
Son’ll make it happen
I’m out like the phantom
Disappear, reappear, yet I’m breakin’ adams
Enter the mind, not many make it out
Cuz even real niggas don’t know what I’m about
I’ll drink my liquor
The world’s gettin’ sicker
Crooked is the eye, watch you die, get the picture?
Chorus:
I’m lost in thought (I’m lost in thought) 4x
I wake up cold sweatin’
I hear the gats wettin’
Niggas in the alleys lettin’ off, what they gettin’ is
Hell on a platter
Too much for your data
Add shit to my skit, hoochie, what’s the matter?
Robbin’ me softly
Bitch, back up off me
I’ll crack your lip, trip, then spit in your coffee
Ain’t got the patience
Blowin’ up your stations
Stay out my way, or go back to the ancients
The funk, funk, funkdoobiest
Tomorrow I’ll be vibin’
To see a different aura
It’ll flow jamma (???)
Slim, let it simmer
In the doobie, as it dries, open eyes, now remember
Chorus (4x)
I don’t need the drama
All these mack mamas
Wanna freak a nigga down
And take his black toma
I’m tired of the plottin’
My hood smells rotten
Tell all these niggas that Son ain’t forgotten
Thank you for the memories
And you know you can’t get to me
Cuz I’m drinkin’ Hennessey
Relieve that stressin’
Back to the essense
I rest the best, I won’t leave you guessin’
Fear is surrounded
The molar gets pounded
I doubt if these celts know I’m out with the ounces
On the double
Stumble into trouble
The bums in the slums feelin’ dumb, walk humble
I hold my composure
Takin’ out these soldiers
Cold wet my stroll and I’m lookin’ over shoulders
Chorus (4x)